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18 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

http://xkcd.com/677/

[Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer. It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!'

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16 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

http://xkcd.com/676/

If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?

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14 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

http://xkcd.com/675/

I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more? Hint: it's the one that involves less work.

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11 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

Natural Parenting

http://xkcd.com/674/

On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figure it out. On the other hand, that's the mother of all sampling biases.

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09 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

http://xkcd.com/673/

Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time.

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07 December 2009 @ 05:00 am

http://xkcd.com/672/

An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.

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